Taking narcissism to a whole new level, the Selfie Toaster makes it possible to make your breakfast in your own likeness. It achieves its results by using metal plates with your likeness cut out; when the toaster operates, the heat will only brown the parts of the bread that make up your face. When you order the thing, it will be shipped with a demo plate so you can see how it works. You’ll then have to go on the company’s website and upload a picture of yours and after a two week wait, you’ll be all set to delight yourself and your possible guests with bread adorned with your beautiful portrait. Best part is that it’s super inexpensive, at $39 from Hammacher Schlemmer.