Why? Why is the Xenomorph Cookie Jar hugging itself? We don’t know and it probably doesn’t matter, but you kind of try to make an article with more than 20 words, so what else are you going to talk about? It’s a cookie jar. It’s made of ceramic. It looks freaking badass, and considering we’ve recently been flooded with Star Wars stuff, we’re happy it’s not that. It’s the work of sculptor Paul Harding, and yes, it’s an officially licensed Aliens product. It’s $45.