It’s believed that getting your offspring to listen to music and voice sounds from an early age helps in their development. How early? Well, if you believe the folks at Babypop, as early as 16 weeks after conception. And to make sure your child gets the best, unmuffled music, the BabyPod device is a speaker meant to be inserted right into the vagina. Yes, that’s right. This is a speaker made to be inserted vaginally, and it’s not wireless… So you’ll have a cord dangling, which we suppose is good for removing it once you’re done with your session; think of it as a musical tampon. It’s made from hypoallergenic silicone, and is capped at 54 decibels (about the level of a hushed conversation) so as to not damage your child’s hearing. There’s no battery or Bluetooth chip, so don’t go worrying about electromagnetic radiation or anything. It’s $134.