Champagne is classy. Drinking your alcohol shotgun style, not so much. So the Chambong is a wonderful hybrid between class and crass, letting you swig your fancy French bubbly through a thick glass straw on one end of this weird V-shaped drinking vessel. The other end is shaped like a traditional Champagne flute, so your guests will know you’re at least partly well mannered. The Chambong lets you chug the wine, looks easy enough to fill and operate, but completely fails at being able to be put down on a table without issue. Like, do you just lay it on its side? Anyway, it’s $25, and less if you buy more. It’s being billed as a “collector’s item”, but, yeah… we wouldn’t pay too much attention to that.