Ok, it’s possible some ladies will like this candle too… but we like to think that the folks at Everyday Eclectic has us gents in mind when they concocted this wonderful ‘smoked cured pig and tree juice’ candle. Or, for those of you fancy pants out there, Maple Bacon. See, scented candles are usually the kinds of things girls will buy on impulse as they’re lining up to pay at the local Barnes & Nobles, and it’ll usually be something like Ravishing Lilacs or Blooming Gardenias. There is no better way, however, to get to our hearts than through the smell of bacon, especially so with a sprinkling of maple. So have at it, for $18 you can get a 6 ounce candle of goodness that’ll last around 30 hours.
And yes, yes we know these are generalizations, so please don’t sue. Everything on this site is somewhat tongue in cheek.