Think those horse and squirrel masks look crappy? Then say it with the crappiest mask on the world over your head. The latter is fashioned after one of the emojis that poop joke-loving folks enjoy using the post: the pile of poop. Some versions of it feature the distinct swirl of chocolate brown poop with a playful expression plastered all across it.
Just make sure you don’t go around smelling like the mask over your face, because there won’t be anyone left around you to enjoy the mark’s silliness. The Pile of Poop mask is available online for $26.45.