Balloons aren’t just for kids anymore. For example, jerk balloons actually exist, and as the name implies, they’re balloons for jerks. As soon as you read the text printed on each of them, you’ll understand why. They might look like typical colorful balloons from afar, but take a couple more steps closer and you’ll see that what’s printed on them are rude and mean-spirited phrases and messages, like “you are a douchebag” and “I hate you.”
It obviously isn’t a good idea to let a kid hold your jerk balloon while you go to the bathroom or something.
The Jerk Balloons are sold in packs of 25, which come with 5 different designs, for $7.