The reproductive act brings about the existence of miniature versions of your self. This much is clear. And it’s also a given that sooner of later, these mini-yous will want to sit on your shoulders and use you as a horsey. That too is clear, and it’s fine, except for the fact that safety dictates you hold their mini-feet so they don’t fall off your horse shoulders. How do you take a call? How do you do anything? That’s where the SaddleBaby comes in. It’s a harness that straps around your chest and gives your child a cushy seat atop your shoulders. More importantly, it binds their feet so they don’t fall while they’re getting their ride. So now you can walk around, post pictures to Facebook, Instagram your breakfast, take a call, or even flail your arms around for no reason, all the while being a not-completely-irresponsible parent. Any device that helps us be better parents with less effort is fine by us. It’s $90 and totally worth it, in our opinion.