We’re really not sure what kind of person would get a kick out of adding a little statue to the down spout from their gutters, but someone somewhere thought someone somewhere else would like it. So it’s here, and it’s called Big Boss Bear Gutter Guardian Downspout Statue. It’s made from “designer resin”, marketing slang that tells us that its target market is possibly the sucker; you know there’s one born every few minutes. It purports to steer water away from your foundation and into your lawn, while simultaneously brightening up your home. Sure. It’s a bear with a spout stuck up its behind. But hey, we don’t judge (we’re lying, we do). It’s $32.