For behind the scenes pictures, stories and special contests, follow us on Facebook!
Jihawg Ammo: Pork Laced Bullets To “Deter Terrorists”

Jihawg Ammo: Pork Laced Bullets To “Deter Terrorists”


Sometimes, reality really is stranger than fiction. And the product above, sadly, exists. It’s called Jihawg Ammo, and they’re bullets somehow coated with pork byproducts. Coming from some fine folk in Idaho, the idea is that radical Muslims will be so afraid to be shot by this “Haraam (unclean)” bullet and thus miss their ticket to Heaven, that they won’t even attempt any of their nefarious activities. Right.

A natural deterrent that prevents violence just by owning it but will strike fear into the hearts of those bent upon hate, violence and murder. Jihawg Ammo is certified “Haraam” or unclean. According to the belief system of the radical Islamist becoming “unclean” during Jihad will prevent their attaining entrance into heaven. Jihawg Ammo is a natural deterrent to radical and suicidal acts of violence.

Our Porcine Coating (Pattern Pending) is infused with the highest quality pork product made right here in America. Jihawg Ammo is produced in the great state of Idaho.

It’s sort of like using silver bullets with vampires, we suppose… only it makes even less sense…

Shannon Dunn, assistant professor of religious studies at Gonzaga University, said [the] concept is based on an inaccurate understanding of the Quran.

“There is no penalty for coming into contact with pork given by the Quran,” she said, pointing to verses that prohibit the consumption of pork and carrion that are reminiscent of Jewish dietary laws outlined in Leviticus.

“To my knowledge, Muslims, especially unknowingly, would not be banned from heaven for eating or getting hit by pork…”

[ Product Page ] VIA [ Geekologie ]


2 responses to “Jihawg Ammo: Pork Laced Bullets To “Deter Terrorists””

  1. Ottawa Boy says:

    Silver Bullets dont work on Vampires.
    They only work on Werewolves. And then, only on Beta Werewolves. Alpha’s are immune.

  2. RH says:

    LOVE IT. Always thought the military should outfit all those in the middle east & the Afghanistan area with “pig blood” laced bullets.