Got balls? I do, even though I’m not a dude. And I don’t mean the figurative kind of balls. I’m talking about real but hairless man-balls that are big, heavy, and bright red. You know, the kind of man-balls that I can hang on my tree, like the one you see in the image above. Got you there, didn’t I?
No offense intended for anyone all around, though. The bauble you see above is actually the Bauball, which is a totally ridiculous ornament but one that I’d willingly buy all the same. That’s because these are being made for a good cause: to spread the word about testicular cancer. All proceeds from the sales will be donated to the Orchid Cancer Society.
Aside from that, I’m pretty sure everyone’s going to be asking you about the big, red balls hanging from your tree when they see it. So why not tell them all about it and ask them to spread the word about it (and about checking their own bauballs regularly), too?
The Bauballs have been a huge hit with people because they’re currently out of stock, although you can drop them a line so they can inform you when the next sackful is ready.