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The Crib Dribbler Feeds Your Kid So You Don’t Have To

Having a kid is serious business. They require not only attention, but nursing, feeding, cleaning, clothing… It’s a full time job! But it’s not wrong to take some time for yourself now and then. The Crib Dribbler above installs in a crib, and lets your child feed himself a high energy mixture that comes in powdered form, or any other liquid type of energy that you see fit for his consumption. Juice, stew, formula, you name it. Much like the feeders found in hamster cages, the Crib Dribbler can give you hours of freedom so you can live your own life for a little while.

Ok… Yeah, no, it’s not a real product. You were intrigued? Shame on you! The above is just a prank gift box that you can give someone you know. Enjoy watching their expression as they unwrap what they believe to be a real gift, only to discover an ignominious product inside. It’s funny, ok? Bring a camera and record them, then laugh until you get bored and move on. It’s $8.

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  • Fred S

    You have to kidding me! Is this what our humanity is leading us to? To treat our infants as animals because they are an inconvenience? Why not just grow them from test tubes or chambers and bypass mothers and fathers. There is really no need for parents, right? Make them insensitive to the maternal and paternal touch. This way they will not have any problems in puling your plug or even deciding to terminate your life when you get old and are only a burden and of no use to society. There is a saying in Spanish: “Cria cuervos y te sacaran los ojos”. Which means: “Grow crows and they will pluck out your eyes”.

  • David Ponce

    Dude… did you read the whole article?

  • Fred S

    Yes I did. I bet you that within one year someone will make this a real item. If anyone can make a buck, they will! Many ignorant parents will buy such an item to make their lives “easier”. David, look at how many parents are passed out while their infants are roaming around and some venture outside the house. These are the people that would try something like this.
    Fred

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=759492523 Phoebe Isabella

    I don’t think he did :D

  • bbmcrae

    Wow. You seem…wound kinda tight. Take a breath, have a snack, and go outside for a minute. You angry, angry, paranoid, sweet person

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1402166235 Eleni Victoria Keegan

    Um. Too serious. It’s a gag gift. Nothing more.

  • Jim

    besides some parent’s are way to lazy anyways and at least this way some parent’s might actually feed the children if these thing’s do actually exist :D