By David Ponce
It’s summer and you could be outside eating your BBQ foodstuffs like a regular schmoe, on a patio set with the weighted parasol and the plastic chairs. Or you could class it up a few notches while adding an element of challenge to the affair with the above Swing Table. Featuring a powder coated steel frame, the eight chairs hang on wires and will swing around like pendulums as you try to sit still and eat, probably causing you to knock into your immediate neighbours repeatedly. This sounds both fun and stupid simultaneously, which is known to be one of the best combinations of adjectives in relation to just about anything.
The Swing Table is a very respectable $7,790, which means we’ll be purchasing a total of none at all for our offices. Expect an 8 to 12 week waiting period.