By David Ponce
We like to justify murderous looking tools’ existence by appealing to their usefulness in a zombie apocalypse. But please, let’s face it, this is a cop out. Zombies? Why do we need zombies to find something like the above acceptable? Its awesome just because it’s awesome, and yeah you could crack a skull or two with it, but you won’t because you’re a civilized individual. It’s called The Annihilator, has been around for a long time, but we don’t care. It’s technically a wrecking tool, which means in this case that it’s a nail puller, board straightener, demolition axe, chisel, and hammer all rolled into one. Oh, and a bottle opener as well.
It comes in 14 inch and 18 inch versions, and cost $35 and $40 respectively.