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The Knork Is The Spork’s Slow Cousin

By David Ponce

The Spork, as we hope you know, is the child of the marriage between a spoon and a fork. Constantly snubbed by people with “class”, we think it’s a great utensil. But it turns out that it has a strange cousin and it’s called the Knork. Call it a half-brother, really, since fork went and did the ugly with knife, and this is what came out. This new utensil lets you use a fork much in the same way you’ve been using it already, by cutting stuff up with its side. Only in the Knork this side has been sharpened. How sharp we don’t know, but we assume not too much unless you like to cut the inside of your mouth with every bite. It’s $25 for a set of 4, though there are many more options with prices ranging from $5 for one (a trial Knork) to $125 for a whole dinner set.

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  • Anonymous

    “Retarded” is not the preferred nomenclature – it’s considered offensive. Just an FYI.

  • Anonymous

    “Retarded” is not the preferred nomenclature – it’s considered offensive. Just an FYI.

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/7DGYZQ4UDBFA6SY7IIXYILHBUU Oliver

     “Retarded” is highly offensive and unprofessional.  Congratulations, this website just earned my unsubscription.

  • David Ponce

    Alright, so I changed it.  And my apologies for offending. Really. 

    But when (and I’m truly asking) did the word itself become so offensive, especially when applied to an… eating utensil?

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    veeeeeeery dangerous! :O

  • Anonymous

    I have this and actually love it

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/RG4NHZNNYESKUIHJWUM5ZNJ2WY Alan

    I liked it better when it was retarded…

  • Anonymous

     Really Alan?  Any other slurs you’re comfortable with?  Bet not.

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/RG4NHZNNYESKUIHJWUM5ZNJ2WY Alan

    How about old people can’t drive very well?

  • http://www.vizajet.com/ Private Jets

    I do like these forks!!