By David Ponce
As you may know, a certain day is just around the corner. And while most of us geeks might be spending it “forever alone”, those who aren’t are probably looking for little trinket to buy… Oh who am I kidding? You’re going to pick that stuff up from the gas station on the way home from work, aren’t you? Good on you! If romance is still part of the equation though, here’s the HeartPart. It’s a little plastic heart that breaks apart into two fork-like eating utensils. *Cue cheezy music here* Perfect for sharing a plate of fruit, each one of you holding one half of your heart, staring lovingly into one another’s eyes.
And while I vomit a little over here, you can go buy them for $9 for a 10-pack. They come in 5 colors.