By Andrew Liszewski
The recent rash of sword-inspired umbrella handles walk the line between being humorous novelty items, and an easy way of getting kicked out of an airport. This Rifle Umbrella takes things to the next level, but manages to be completely devoid of any kind of novelty value. Instead, it’s a sure fire way to get kicked out of any public establishment, from stores to restaurants to even public transit. And I’m fairly certain if you even dare walk into an airport carrying an umbrella with a realistic wood stock handle and rifle barrel tip, you’ll probably be arrested on the spot. It’s available from Brando in two sizes for $19 or $28, but just don’t.