By Andrew Liszewski
Do I even need to tell you why you’d want these? Whether you’re the fidgety type or just someone who likes to drum on anything and everything, these Beat It! Chopstick Drumsticks will turn your standard place setting into a impromptu drumkit. A set of 4 is available from Perpetual Kid for just $11.99, and being able to accentuate your hilarious dinner conversations with obnoxious rimshots is worth every penny.