By Andrew Liszewski
Sure, there’s a chance these horrible knockoff toys might actually hurt companies selling real Superman and RoboCop merchandise, but the endless amusement they provide is worth the risk in my opinion. While RoboCop roams the streets serving the public trust, protecting the innocent and upholding the law, I can imagine Robert Cop spends his days behind a desk pushing pencils. And it takes a lot to make the man of steel seem boring, but the packaging makes his alter ego Specialman seem anything but.
But nothing’s better than seeing Darth Vader, errr, Star Knight, leaving the Empire to join the ranks of the California Highway Patrol. You’d think his mastery of the force would at least allow him to dispel of those training wheels. Head on over to Geekstir for a few more.