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Black & Decker’s Alligator Lopper Is The Awesomest Pair Of Scissors I’ve Ever Seen

Black & Decker Alligator Lopper (Images courtesy Black & Decker)
By Andrew Liszewski

Maybe it’s the fact that Black & Decker has gone to the trouble of printing a mean-looking alligator graphic on this lopper that has drawn me to it, but the super villain-esque combination of pruning shears and a miniature chainsaw doesn’t hurt either. A 4.5 amp electric motor and a wide set of jaws allows the Alligator Lopper to chew through a branch up to 4 inches thick like it was a wounded gazelle’s hind leg, and the clamping action ensures it won’t let go until it’s all the way through.

Of course Black & Decker includes a gallery of suggested applications on their site showing how it can be responsibly used for various types of yardwork, but I suspect it would be just as useful in the kitchen for opening canned goods, tearing through baguettes or making short work of that Thanksgiving turkey. $79.97 available wherever awesome tools are sold.

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  • franco1975

    This is the most awesome thing ever created. I wonder what would happen if I put my finger in the jaw of the alligator?

  • SubHero

    Also this is totally kosher for mob use.

  • http://www.tristanx.com Tristan Cuschieri

    I could never have these. I would destroy everything I owned in a matter of hours, just because it would be fun.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kristopher-Smith/100000240232404 Kristopher Smith

    it's just a chainsaw…

  • jyjaxon

    So it’s a chainsaw for people who can’t use a chainsaw?