I've mentioned this to your colleagues previously but I can see you were absent one of those days. So, let me lay it out for you:

There are certain words that men should never use. At the top of that list is the word “Thingy” ( I can't even stand typing it). This is by far the least masculine word in the English language. Now the good news is that there is a word that is much more in line with what a man should utter and it has more range as well. That word is “Jigger” from the Latin “Do-Jigger”. However I seldom use the “Do” part. Now, just let your mind roll with the possibilities.

Please make a note of this and I will expect a correction, not only here but in your personal life as well.

My work here is done.