By Andrew Liszewski
If you were planning on making your first million with the brilliant idea of adding a voice recorder to a foam ball, someone’s already beaten you to it. (There’s just something about shattering dreams and Monday mornings that I love.) Powered by 3 button cell batteries the Message Ball has a built-in voice recorder that will record and play back 10-seconds of trash talk, secrets or whatever else you choose to confide in the ball. It might also make for a handy tool for conversing with a co-worker if your company prohibits the use of cellphones, regular phones, instant messaging, talking, shouting, passing notes, email, carrier pigeons, smoke signals, morse code, sign language, cemaphore and/or telepathy. $12.99 from Perpetual Kid.