For behind the scenes pictures, stories and special contests, follow us on Facebook!
Alien Abduction Lamp Now Available

Alien Abduction Lamp Now Available


By David Ponce

If you’ve been reading us long enough, you’ll know we’ve been keeping track of this alien abduction lamp. From early concept two years ago, to final prototype and now it’s finally being shipped out to Europe and Australia/New Zealand. It’s $100, though we aren’t sure in what currency. The rest of the world will get it pending regulatory approvals.

Here are a few of this lamp’s “features”:

    Energy saving LEDs
    High Quality Perspex Beam
    Removable Bovine Abductee
    Glowing green/yellow cockpit
    Glow-in-the-dark aliens in cockpit
    High quality steel body with fantastic black-pearl finish
    3-stage UFO Control antenna, on/off and pulse
    Ultra non-slip base featuring real fake grass

There are only “2000 Special Limited ‘Signature Edition’ Alien Abduction Lamps. This one-off, Limited Edition is engrave signed by the designer Lasse Klein and comes complete with specially-printed poster/certificate which is not available anywhere else.”

Hit the jump for more pictures and links.



[ Product Page ] VIA [ Dvice ]

  • Irini Sideri

    Awesome! I'm so getting one when I get my paycheck next month 😀 I really have nouse for it though, but I'll probably change it for my boring reading lamp from IKEA…

  • Gomer_Pyle

    Cool, I know a handful of guys that will love this one (I'm one of them, but my girlfriend will probably toss it the minute I get plugged in). You guys should do a WW giveaway on this one instead of all the US-only products.

  • EspritOuvert

    This is awesome, but the sheep (?) makes it too cartoony. I would never replace the cow.

  • mcman

    I knew they were taking the cattle!

  • Jessicat

    That is a very cute idea. Great for a kids room or play room. I don't see it being a part of my decor, but very cute. I like the effort and detail that went into them.

  • baggyklown

    Finally! I need to get one

  • dubzilla

    This would be cooler if the cow actully moved up towards the ship. And if the ship was really a black hawk helicopter filled with “the Man”

  • beechbaby

    There's instructions for making a “knock off” in the Dollar Store Crafts website. If you're a DIY'er try here

  • TrishaG

    But why are they abducting Shaun the Sheep? I love that little dude from Wallace and Grommit.

  • joeythenifty

    I assume the sheep if for the Australian market. The Aussies love sheep, and you can real in Collapse by Jared Diamond how they're driving their desolate, savage island nation into destruction for their love of sheep.

  • Rob Green

    I'd really like to see a shot of this lamp in a darkened room – it's all about the abduction-beam!

  • Anonymous

    It’s $100 US dollars.

  • facebook-1468931781

    At that price it's not abducting animals. It's abducting the buyers intelligence.

  • X Nitro RC

    That is just pure cool!

  • X Nitro RC

    That is just pure cool!