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Basement Dwellers Beware: Jones Soda Releases D&D Spellcasting Soda

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By David Ponce

I’ve thought long and hard about making lame Dungeons & Dragons jokes, but what’s the point? Isn’t the fact that Jones Soda is releasing a line of D&D-themed sodas hilarious enough on its own? With names like Potion of Healing, Sneak Attack, Bigby’s Crushing Thirst Destroyer, Eldritch Blast, and Dwarven Draugh, the comical effect of the Spellcasting Soda line seems to have reached its climactic heights without any of my assistance. So I’ll just throw some hard facts at you: it’s $11 for a 6-pack and $19 for a 12-pack. Plus shipping of course. And since “all these limited edition packages are hand-made with care and you will need to allow a few days for delivery.”

That’s it really. Any druids or wizards reading this excited? Anyone?

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  • blairf_felgenheimer

    I almost tried some of this but my dice rolled too low.

  • ChrisScottBarr

    Don't forget that they add +2 to saving throws against thirst!

  • blairf_felgenheimer

    It was nullified by a Hydra spell of bloated water retension.

  • radgirl168

    thanks for a great post mate!
    check on google for “cast spells radionics software”

  • radgirl168

    thanks for a great post mate!
    check on google for “cast spells radionics software”