By David Ponce
Without getting into irrelevant social commentary, there’s a group of people out there who will buy just about anything with a logo they like on it: the hardcore fans. In this case we’re thinking there’s got to be a ripe market for Gears Of War aficionados looking to purchase themselves some Imulsion. Yeah, it comes in the shape of an energy drink, and not
“a phosphorescent, highly volatile, low-viscosity fluid originally discovered by an oil exploration drill on the planet Sera [that] will cause Locust subjects to transform into Lambent forms, making them, amongst other things, highly explosive when killed. In extreme cases, Imulsion exposure will cause the subject to mutate uncontrollably…”
Yeah, guys it’s really just some bubbly sugary over-caffeinated liquid that licensed the GoW trademark. But heck, if you really want some it’s available at Amazon for $3 a pop.