By Chris Scott Barr
Have you ever been out drinking and were served something that tasted reminiscent of goat pee? First, I’d wonder just how you know the taste of goat urine, and second I’d advise that you might have gotten yourself a glass of rotgut. If you’ve not heard the term, it’s basically really crappy booze that some bars try to pass as the good stuff. One company has developed a special tool that can let you know if the drink is up to snuff.
The Rotgutonix can taste the difference between the good and the bad, letting you know if your drink contains one of six specific brands of alcohol. These would be Johnnie Walker, JB, DYC, Havana Club, Pampero and Brugal. So next time you’re out at the bar and think you’re getting ripped off with cheap booze, just bust this thing out. Sure, you’ll probably get shown to the door for being a douche if you say something about it, but I’m sure it’ll be worth it.