By Chris Scott Barr
There are definitely times when one really doesn’t feel safe. Like when you’re walking down a dark street on the wrong side of town, or when you find that you’re sitting in the home team section with a visitor’s jersey on. Sure, you could get a license and carry a gun, but not everyone wants that level of protection. One simple solution is a piece of clothing that can be used as a weapon for self defense. Sound crazy? Well check out this Sap Cap that promises to be exactly what you need.
This rather ordinary-looking hat actually contains a “unique impact material that is 110% the density of lead and will not rust.” Just grab the bill of the hat and swing it down on your foe. They’ll never know what hit them. Hopefully a good conk on the head is enough to make your escape, because they’ll soon wise up to the old weight in the hat trick. Something tells me this wouldn’t be the most comfortable hat to wear, but I guess that’s the price of self defense. Actually $30 is the price of self defense.