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‘As Fast As I Can’ Tee Sets The Record Straight, Humans Can’t Outrun Roos, Will Totally Beat A Tree

‘As Fast As I Can’ Tee Sets The Record Straight, Humans Can’t Outrun Roos, Will Totally Beat A Tree

As Fast As I Can Tee (Image courtesy Threadless)
By Andrew Liszewski

Designed by Thomas De Santis and available on Threadless for just $18, the ‘As Fast As I Can’ tee finally sets the record straight when it comes to just how fast a human can move. Apparently we can totally outrun trees, snails, turtles, baby pigs and turkeys, but we’re as good as dead if we ever had to outrun a gazelle, ostrich, kangaroo or a greyhound, which collectively are mankind’s greatest threat. Good to know!

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    so what's it for? iPhone app???

    http://www.chickenmonkeydog.com

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    As backpackers say, you don't have to be able to outrun the bear, you just have to be able to outrun the people you are with.

  • http://polizeros.com/ Bob Morris

    As backpackers say, you don't have to be able to outrun the bear, you just have to be able to outrun the people you are with.