Combmando Combs – Because If You’re Going On A Killing Spree, You Might As Well Look Freshly Coiffed
By Andrew Liszewski
I mean think about it, no matter how clever you think you are, you’re eventually going to get caught for your heinous deeds. And when the police finally you bring you in, there’s the mug shots, the paparazzi waiting outside, and countless other times when you’re going to get photographed. The last time I checked (and I check quite often) there’s no law against looking good in a mug shot, so instead of choosing a standard bowie knife, you might want to opt for a Combmando instead. They’re made of acrylic, so they’re lightweight and stylish, and you can apparently actually order one from studiobo for just $17.
P.S. They’re probably also another thing you can file under ‘items you don’t want to stick in your carry-on luggage.’
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