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Bulletproof Press Vest Is A Must For CES 2010

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Dear David,

For next year’s CES, I have some demands. First, a suite at the Wynn. Near the top, with a good view and an open bar. Second, one of those Hummer stretch limos to drive me to the LVCC with a license plate that says OG4EVR. Third, a bulletproof vest that I can wear on the show floor. The Jack Ellis press vest is “designed to provide media representatives with distinctive and comprehensive protection” and is “ideal for extended use in higher risk environments,” and will (hopefully) protect me from being stabbed by PR crazies with USB drives as well as from the impacts of out of control toys. There’s no price listed, and I’m sure it’s not cheap, but I’m worth it, right?

…Right?

Your faithful editor,

-Evan

[ Jack Ellis ] VIA [ RFJ ]







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  • ma_baker

    Yes you are and that reminds me: thanks for the allways entertaining CES coverage. It made not being there a little more bearable. Keep up the good work!

  • Sn0zz

    At first I thought it was a cool way to tote your gear around: instead of the armor plate you slide in your laptop. (and other gear). Both physical protection AND your gadgets nearby! There must be a marketable product in there somewhere….

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=48304508 David Ponce

    Yeah, sure we're getting this. Along with some tasers to dispose of the mob of raving tech journalists standing between us and the products we want to cover.

    And Segways. We're totally getting Segways…

  • http://www.ohgizmo.com andrew liszewski

    Yeah, I was gonna say. There was nothing cooler at CES this year than the 2 or 3 guys who were riding Segways all over the place.

  • http://www.ohgizmo.com andrew liszewski

    Yeah, I was gonna say. There was nothing cooler at CES this year than the 2 or 3 guys who were riding Segways all over the place.

  • David Ponce

    Yeah, sure we're getting this. Along with some tasers to dispose of the mob of raving tech journalists standing between us and the products we want to cover.

    And Segways. We're totally getting Segways…

  • http://www.ohgizmo.com andrew liszewski

    Yeah, I was gonna say. There was nothing cooler at CES this year than the 2 or 3 guys who were riding Segways all over the place.