By Evan Ackerman
Cats know where it’s at. All they seem to do is sleep, eat, sleep, stretch, get you to pet them, lick themselves, and sleep. I’m not sure what exactly they’re good for, besides being warm and fuzzy while making you feel jealous and somehow inferior at the same time. It seems like the Chinese have figured it out, though: cats are USB compatible. Simply jam your peripherals into kitty’s spine, or its mouth, and you’re good to go. If you want to see something really messed up, I might suggest plugging a couple USB Humping Dogs into it. Just picture that for a second and you’ll see what I mean.
Available only in lots of 100, direct from China.