Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Mouse Scale Is Perfect For The Cubicle Drug Dealer

By Luke Anderson

My mouse doesn’t really do anything more than a standard mouse is supposed to do. Sure, it’s got a couple of extra buttons that come in handy when playing games, or just navigating the web, however, it’s all very basic mouse-like stuff. I’m quite happy with my mouse, as I can think of very few other functions I would like for it to serve. However, it seems that there is a growing need for mice that also happen to be scales.

I can’t imagine what the average person would do with such a scale at their computer, unless maybe they do a lot of shipping, and their items are rather small. I also suppose that if you’re selling drugs, it might be quite useful to have a small, easily-hidden scale at your desk. Whatever it is you happen to need it for, the MSC-500 Mouse Scale can measure in 0.1g, 0.005 oz., 0.005ozt., and 0.1 dwt increments. If this sort of thing is up your alley, it’ll set you back a salty $60.

[ AmericanWeigh ] VIA [ CoolestGadgets ]




  • Corey
    For a scale though, that's not too pricy....is it also a functioning mouse? I don't see a cord, but that doesn't necessarily mean anything...
  • I assume that its a wireless mouse then, maybe the wire somehow got in the way of the weighing part of it?
  • pipedyadad
    thats hella word, cause i make big snaps at my desk.
  • RiKo
    very useful
  • hells yeah my coworker needs that
  • I LOVE THE CAPS LOCK KEY
    Just what every crack dealer selling on ebay needs.
  • babygirl
    Yeah, but how ACCURATE is it in tenth grams? What if I need 0.25 for all those times those pesky people want a twenty? What about the dedicated frugal doper who buys teenths? I need a scale that'll weigh 1.75, man, ACCuratelee.
  • brandee
    where do i get one
  • nick
  • Kelly
    Well, if I were still raising mice (for show), I'd want a small scale like that to weigh the babies on every day and keep track of their weight. Sorry, that's just me!
  • smith
    babygirl:
    and twenty is 1.5...
    sucks to be living where you are.
    if you're dealing by the hundredths,
    your clients won't know the difference
  • Locke
    hell its necessary for it to go to hundredths here, dope is sold by the tenth for $50 each, and they're usually .07 or .08 (if not smaller)
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