By Luke Anderson
Have you ever been squeezing ketchup onto your hamburger or hot dog and thought to yourself “this is boring”? I think that to myself just about every time I get out the ketchup bottle. Now if only there were some sort of silly attachment that I could place on the end of the bottle. That would surely turn an otherwise mundane experience into something wacky and fun.
Yes, I’m being a bit over-dramatic, because honestly it takes maybe a few seconds to squirt some ketchup on a bun. No, it’s not exciting, but does it really need to be? Well if that’s exactly the thing that needs spiced up in your life, then you can get a plastic head to put on the end of your ketchup bottle. Now instead of the stuff coming out the end of a white cap, it’ll come out of some strange guy’s nose. These things will only cost around $4.50, but I think I like my condiment containers just the way they are.