By Andrew Liszewski
I’m sure a lot of people have thought about changing their names to something cooler at one time or another, but I doubt anyone can top what british teen George Garratt came up with. Using a legally-recognized website, and suggestions from his friends, Garratt is now officially known as Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine The Hulk And The Flash Combined.
While most people have just started calling him ‘Captain’ for short, if I went to this much trouble I would demand that everyone refer to me by my full name no matter what. I mean seriously, who would want to mess with a guy who’s legally faster than Superman, Spiderman, Batman, Wolverine, The Hulk and The Flash combined?