By Evan Ackerman
When one giant Lego man washes up on a beach in the Netherlands, it’s not necessarily a cause for concern. But when it happens again, in England, it’s time to start stocking up on shotgun ammo. There’s no explanation as to where the the 6 foot tall figure came from, why it appeared on a beach in Brighton, or what it ultimately wants. I’ve done the math, though, and have come to an inescapable and horrifying conclusion:
We have an exclusive picture of their top secret attack vessel, after the jump.
No one is safe. Our only hope for survival is to find a dog large enough to chew this fearsome vessel to bits.