By Andrew Liszewski
While not as subtle as the Unbreakable Umbrella, there’s a good chance this Umbuster Umbrella will do a better job at keeping you out of trouble through intimidation alone. The umbrella’s handle is basically a set of brass knuckles, though instead of being made from brass, you have your choice of a wood or aluminum finish. While landing a few choice blows might be difficult with the umbrella part actually open, I have a feeling that a mugger will be less likely to choose you as a mark if they see you carrying something like this around. Just don’t try and sneak it through airport security, or, go ahead and try, but make sure to have someone recording the hilarious results.
The Umbuster will be available from Birkiland in October for about $330.