Comments on: Fair Share Plate Puts An End To Dessert-Time Quarrels http://www.ohgizmo.com/2008/08/12/fair-share-plate-puts-an-end-to-dessert-time-quarrels/ Deliciously Geeky... Fri, 10 Feb 2012 20:10:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.3 By: dsz http://www.ohgizmo.com/2008/08/12/fair-share-plate-puts-an-end-to-dessert-time-quarrels/comment-page-1/#comment-408456 dsz Mon, 08 Sep 2008 20:16:08 +0000 http://www.ohgizmo.com/?p=12435#comment-408456 I think we need to enter cake arbitration here. Who's going to watch you watching the cake.... huh smark boy???? I think we need to enter cake arbitration here. Who's going to watch you watching the cake…. huh smark boy????

]]> By: dsz http://www.ohgizmo.com/2008/08/12/fair-share-plate-puts-an-end-to-dessert-time-quarrels/comment-page-1/#comment-393174 dsz Mon, 08 Sep 2008 16:16:08 +0000 http://www.ohgizmo.com/?p=12435#comment-393174 I think we need to enter cake arbitration here. Who's going to watch you watching the cake.... huh smark boy???? I think we need to enter cake arbitration here. Who's going to watch you watching the cake…. huh smark boy????

]]> By: dsz http://www.ohgizmo.com/2008/08/12/fair-share-plate-puts-an-end-to-dessert-time-quarrels/comment-page-1/#comment-388485 dsz Mon, 08 Sep 2008 15:16:08 +0000 http://www.ohgizmo.com/?p=12435#comment-388485 I think we need to enter cake arbitration here. Who's going to watch you watching the cake.... huh smark boy???? I think we need to enter cake arbitration here. Who's going to watch you watching the cake…. huh smark boy????

]]> By: Paul http://www.ohgizmo.com/2008/08/12/fair-share-plate-puts-an-end-to-dessert-time-quarrels/comment-page-1/#comment-387786 Paul Sun, 17 Aug 2008 22:48:20 +0000 http://www.ohgizmo.com/?p=12435#comment-387786 Perfect! Now it will be easy to see who the real sneaky snake is eating all of the cake. Perfect! Now it will be easy to see who the real sneaky snake is eating all of the cake.

]]> By: Leon http://www.ohgizmo.com/2008/08/12/fair-share-plate-puts-an-end-to-dessert-time-quarrels/comment-page-1/#comment-387760 Leon Sun, 17 Aug 2008 16:47:23 +0000 http://www.ohgizmo.com/?p=12435#comment-387760 Maybe if the person who cut the cake got the last choice.... Maybe if the person who cut the cake got the last choice….

]]> By: Yocto http://www.ohgizmo.com/2008/08/12/fair-share-plate-puts-an-end-to-dessert-time-quarrels/comment-page-1/#comment-387343 Yocto Tue, 12 Aug 2008 12:43:23 +0000 http://www.ohgizmo.com/?p=12435#comment-387343 I note the total lack of a nonius or vernier scale. (The plate is marked in degrees, not millimeters by the way.) They call that fair? A 360th of the cake! What kind of precision is that? Besides, the cake's a little thinner on my side. How very convenient for you. What's the formula to compensate for that? And has it been approved by the international committee of cake ethics? Now don't give me your "let's just weigh the pieces" idea again. Can't you see it's a marble cake? You'll have all the good chocolate parts again, and all I get is dry and crumbly bits. No way. I demand we do an MRI scan to calculate the spatial integral of the distribution of cocoa solids. What, you don't have an MRI scanner? Okay, go and make arrangements to rent one. Meanwhile I will watch the cake. I note the total lack of a nonius or vernier scale. (The plate is marked in degrees, not millimeters by the way.) They call that fair? A 360th of the cake! What kind of precision is that?

Besides, the cake’s a little thinner on my side. How very convenient for you. What’s the formula to compensate for that? And has it been approved by the international committee of cake ethics?

Now don’t give me your “let’s just weigh the pieces” idea again. Can’t you see it’s a marble cake? You’ll have all the good chocolate parts again, and all I get is dry and crumbly bits. No way.

I demand we do an MRI scan to calculate the spatial integral of the distribution of cocoa solids. What, you don’t have an MRI scanner? Okay, go and make arrangements to rent one. Meanwhile I will watch the cake.

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