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HD Glasses: Because The Real World Isn’t Clear Enough

HD Glasses: Because The Real World Isn’t Clear Enough

By David Ponce

What you’re looking at right there my friends… are High Definition Glasses. Wraparounds, no less. Because you see, no one may have told you this yet but that pair of eyeballs stuck in your head, well… it ain’t good enough. It’s 90’s technology, man. And you don’t want to be stuck in the 90’s now, do you? You heard us: all this time you’ve been seeing the world in Low Def. These glasses right there will take care of that problem for you.

Sure, some may say they’re only upconverting the world, but we beg to differ. This is 1080p all the way, baby! Check out these gems from the website:

    HD Vision technology gives you clarity that you have never experienced.
    Enhance your vision.
    Just like High Definition TV.
    Modern European Style.

It used to be that sticking a lowercase “i” in front of a name was enough to move a product. Seems “HD” is the new “i”… But who can resist that “Modern European Style”? At $20 a pop, they basically sell themselves.

Hit the jump for links, as well as a snazzy video of a similar product (not a wraparound, so not quite as cool… but damn if that’s not an awesome infomercial).

[ Product Page ]

Thanks, Earthworm.

  • James

    Is that legal? Can you advertise a product that’s a total lie?

  • L3

    From Futurama:

    Leela: Fry, you’re wasting your life sitting in front of that TV. You need to get out and see the world.

    Fry: But this is HDTV. It’s got better resolution than the real world.

  • Earthworm

    When I saw this on TV, I couldnt stop laughing. Yeah, its all the rage down in Florida, after your cataract surgery…

  • Tekjock

    They look like the BLUEBLOCKERS from the 80s … I use to see these stupid commercials all the time, my dad had a pair of this …

  • Busta Mcnutt

    blublockers are awesome. the viper style are perfect for motorcycle riding. seriously. sometimes they have them 2 for 1 at wal-greens. if only they’d stock the polarized one too.

  • Anonymous

    ZOMG! Thats just what I NEEDED! The clarity I’ve sought in life is only $20!? AWESOME!!!!11

  • me

    The point of them is so you can wear your eyeglasses under sunglasses…

  • me

    The point of them is so you can wear your eyeglasses under sunglasses…

  • Prada Sunglasses

    Thanks! This is helpful.