Comments on: Scan-It X-Ray Machine Playset – Seriously?

By: Howard

Howard — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 11:58:15 +0000

Well, on the brighter side, carnal knowledge indoctrination, thanks to Goals 2000 and No Child Left Behind, some bright little prevert will figure out a way to invert the x-ray and will be able to see little 8 year Susie’s privates. At least this device will keep him interested in the opposite sex. For a year or two, anyway.

By: Dilbert

Dilbert — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 20:30:33 +0000

Does this come included with an orange jumpsuit a burnt constitution and handcuffs?
How much for the waterboarding add-on playset?

By: RSBL

RSBL — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 16:09:49 +0000

lets make the 9/11 was an inside job game, where buildings mysteriously fall after jet fuel thats not hot enough to melt steel is added. And the object will be to see who can spin it so it doesnt look like an inside job.

By: Alan Cabal

Alan Cabal — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 16:02:04 +0000

The Waterboarding Playset will make for summer fun in the backyard this year.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 13:37:08 +0000

Fsck it, I’m putting out the l’il wage slave set.

By: patrick miller

patrick miller — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 04:09:59 +0000

More Mind Control Social Engineering Plastic Garbage

By: Larry

Larry — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 02:29:16 +0000

I can’t believe that none of you get the point of this toy. It’s supposed to provide young tots with the incentive to work for the TSA as an airport security screener when they grow up. And since kids are educated so poorly in our public schools these days, that’s about the best job they can expect to get.

Larry

By: DanD

DanD — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 00:34:45 +0000

Come on you people, lighten up! Didn’t you get the memo? 9-11 CHANGED EVERYTHING!

After all, remember when you used to “Play Doctor” with that cute little girl just down the block? Well now, after playing “Scan-It’ ” with the local anchor-baby next door, little junior there can then force him/her to endure his own home-made version of the game “Strip-Search.”

In the meantime, as monitoring adult you can secretly videotape the whole session for later review!

Oh, the first-class joys of totalitarian society.

DanD

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 00:29:17 +0000

it’s also no coincedence that no one teaches kids about the fourth amendment anymore. (or any of our constitutional rights)

By: RSBL

RSBL — Sun, 24 Feb 2008 22:30:15 +0000

Yea, its also a good indoctrination toy, to train them to accept being treated like cattle, or to not be shocked when the gestapo wannabes start diggin through your stuff, also teaching your child that theres always a way around the constitution, only if you have compliant morons.