By Evan Ackerman
This is what we need less of: electronics that look like animals. Why? Because they’re cute and non-threatening until suddenly, they attack. This massage mouse (which is, in fact, a USB optical computer mouse) uses two conductive pads placed on your skin to transmit electrical current through your body, causing your muscles to (for lack of a better word) spasm. The Massage Mouse is advertised to relieve minor muscle aches and pains, but honestly, I tried this thing out on my hand and I just wanted it off. Think: mild electrocution.
Between $80 and $180 depending on how many other things you want your Massage Mouse to be able to do. Available now.
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