By Andrew Liszewski
Some day I hope to be one of those people who comes up with a clever way to repackage everyday items into a ‘kit’ that can be sold for incredible profits. The Pet Rock is a great example, but here’s another one for people obsessed with having a perfect Christmas.
The Classic Snowman Kit comes with everything you’ll need to make your snowman look like it was plucked from a Norman Rockwell painting. This includes a 13 inch tall felt top hat, coal for eyes, a carrot for the nose, five buttons for the mouth and a colorful scarf. All the items are waterproof and reusable (it’s not a real carrot) which means when Frosty inevitably dies at the hands of the sun, you can collect his accessories and store them away until next year. Personally I prefer something more original when it comes to snow creations, like anything Bill Watterson came up with in the Calvin & Hobbes comic strip. But then again I also don’t have neighbors, or property values to worry about.
The Classic Snowman Kit is available from Plow & Hearth for $24.95.