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Canned Air – Not Just For Spaceballs Anymore

Big Ox Canned Air

By Luke Anderson

I have issues with drinking bottled water. Yes, one of those is because I prefer drinks with a little (see: a lot) caffeine in them. My other big problem is that it’s a huge waste of plastic, as I’ve got a sink that magically dispenses water. Sure, it might not be from some mountain spring, but there’s a good chance your fancy water isn’t either. I’ve got a nice purifier attached to my faucet, and that’s plenty good for me. Knowing that, it’s no surprise that I think that canned air is just retarded.

No, I’m not talking about that stuff you use to blow out the dust from your computer. No, this stuff called Big Ox is intended for huffing. The company refers to it as “power oxygen.” Seriously folks, it’s just air. Strap a pine tree air freshener under your nose and it’ll have the same effect, and it might just make you smell better to boot.

The best part? They’re selling a single 3.5 gram can for $9.99! I’m sorry, there’s nothing you can tell me about this stuff that’ll make me want to fork over $10 for scented air.

[ Big Ox ] VIA [ Gearlog ]








  • Kouroth

    WTF?

  • http://tagworld.com/exer Exer

    Yes this seems a rather pointless idea and product, yet it’s still not quite as bad as those “Oxygen Bars” that were cropping up all over a few years ago. Anyone remember those? People would sit around with colorful masks strapped to their faces, and sort of just stare off into space.

    It always looked like a roving band of escaped medical patients who were stopping for a beer or something. I found the whole thing a little creepy.

  • Neil

    They sell these things at spencers. And as a former employee who enjoyed breaking things or using something and just discarding it, so I got to I try one of these things. I can personally tell you it was fucking stupid. This is the most retarded product Spencers sells and keep in mind its only 3 feet from the talking Larry the Cable guy key chain, and a few feet away from the farting mug and dick hats.

  • anon

    the english language does not contain a word that accurately describes how profoundly stupid this idea is.

  • KY Rider

    You just know that the lines are forming to buy this little beauty… Idiots paradise. I wonder if we can think of an even crappier way to wast resources. Canned pooh anyone? “For when you just can't find enough reasons to flush…”

  • KY Rider

    You just know that the lines are forming to buy this little beauty… Idiots paradise. I wonder if we can think of an even crappier way to wast resources. Canned pooh anyone? “For when you just can't find enough reasons to flush…”

  • KY Rider

    You just know that the lines are forming to buy this little beauty… Idiots paradise. I wonder if we can think of an even crappier way to wast resources. Canned pooh anyone? “For when you just can't find enough reasons to flush…”