By Andrew Liszewski
Here’s the perfect way to class up a holiday party. This beverage pager ensures you’ll never forget where you set your beverage, since at the push of a button the can’s koozie (coozie, cozie, cozy, kozy?) will light up and emit a hi-larious belching sound effect, allowing you to easily track it down.
The pocket sized remote works from up to 60 feet away, even through walls if you find yourself in another room. But since I assume all the pagers work on the same frequency, you’re probably limited to only using one per party, which is kind of lame.
It’s currently available from The Lighter Side for $19.98.