By Luke Anderson
Do you get embarrassed when things get a little too loud in the bathroom? That’s understandable, frankly no one wants to walk by and hear you rip one while you’re sitting on your throne. That’s why the Toilet Tunes might be a good investment.
The great thing about this gadget is that it only plays music while you’re actually sitting on the toilet. There is a sensor that sticks to the bottom of the lid and detects when it is either up or down. This also works as a reminder for guys to put the seat back down so they don’t get scolded by their wives. The music selections are soothing jazz, Latin guitar and modern techno/jazz. You also have the option of nature sounds such as rain, ocean waves or a mountain stream.
I’m pretty sure that the first time I find myself praying to the porcelain god, I’ll be pummeling the stupid thing. No one really wants to hear smooth jazz while they’re ralphing.
Still: you can pick one of these just $29.