By Evan Ackerman
I was never much of a Play-Doh eater when I was a kid. No, my drug of choice from kindergarten through- uh, well, let’s not get in to that- was the Sharpie, whose pungent scent is currently clearing my sinuses. Mmmmm, yeah baby. If you’re the type who is always searching for a new high, you can always try one of these Swiss Aromatherapy Pens. The pens have regular ballpoint tips, and a scent-dispensing roller ball at the other end that you can use to bestow a “soft, subtle scent to a pulse point or to seal a letter.” Because, you know, writing that smells is always taken seriously. Scents include rose, mint, grapefruit, eucalyptus, ginger, lavender, and orange. The pens are $50 each, a set of refills is $28, and having people look at you strangely while you obsessively sniff your pens is, of course, priceless.