By Ryan Nill
The Magic Idea Laptop USB Cooling Fan attaches to the side of your laptop where, utilizing eldritch magics, it begins to cool your laptop. Weighing in at only 60 grams, the Magic Idea Laptop USB Cooling Fan is apparently the “World’s first Patened (sic) NB Air Extracting Fan.” Besides removing all that narc-y hot air slowing down your box, this cooling fan features “Pentacle exterior designs,” which “offer a mysterious touch of the product.” While it does come with spinning LED light decorations, the blood of innocents and your standard wailing portal to the darkest abysses of Stygia are both sold separately.
Available for an undisclosed price (…souls?) from “Hongkong WinWin Industry Co,.Ltd.”