By Ryan Nill
The Hello Kitty babysitting robot is now available for preorder. It contains facial recognition via stereo CMOS cameras, voice recognition technology, an ultrasonic sensor, a lift-up sensor, and an AV connector.
The 52 inch terror-doll can also chat with you in three wonderful personalities: it speaks as though it is a close friend, part of your family unit or to play an entertaining guess game. However, a little known fact is that its frigid, robotic heart contains no love or happiness, only a cold desire to conquer our world and enslave us all. It has moving arms and a moving head so that its evil, beady eyes from beyond can follow you around the room. This adorable murderbot comes with a mouse and AV connection, so it will hopefully be allowed integrate with your TV.
Oh, and at $6,299.99, even the price is vaguely evil.
Edit: it is neither satanic nor evil, merely creepy looking.