Absolutely, Positively Nothing
By Andrew Liszewski
Wondering what to get your spoiled niece or nephew for their birthday? How about Nothing. Having trouble deciding on a gift for your friend’s 8th wedding shower? Might I suggest getting them Nothing. Or what about that Secret Santa where you drew the name of the guy who keeps stealing your lunch at work? Well I think it’s pretty clear that Nothing would make the perfect gift.
Besides maybe a mouthful of oxygen this clear acrylic sphere contains absolutely nothing. And to be honest it already seems like the perfect gift for a lot of people I know. Even the packaging is simple black and grey text on a stark white background that explains to the giftee that they have indeed just received absolutely Nothing as a gift.
And while the Nothing part might be free the packaging will apparently set you back about $6.28 from I Want One Of Those. That’s right, someone, somewhere is swimming in a pile of money because they thought of the idea to sell Nothing. I know what they’re getting from me for Christmas this year.
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Posted 9:49 am on May 3rd, 2007Don’t get them nothing. Get them Nix instead. Nix is better than nothing!
Posted 2:41 pm on May 3rd, 2007http://www.boardgamegeek.com/game/6880
You should mention, Nothing is also available for download, and it costs less than the plastic version.
Posted 4:07 pm on May 3rd, 2007And with all the world wide problems with garbage, global warming, pollution and all the other issues we come up with another bit of sh*t to thow away and kill ourselves with toxic chemicals needed to produce another useless item. WILL THE MADNESS NEVER END?????
Posted 4:27 pm on May 4th, 2007http://www.fussy.org/ted.jpg
You’ll get NOTHING and like it!
Posted 5:38 pm on May 4th, 2007they were giving it away for free over at http://www.kidsolo.com
Posted 7:59 pm on May 8th, 2007Preorder is possible?…
Posted 3:37 am on June 14th, 2007