By Andrew Liszewski
Just when I thought things couldn’t get any more awesome than a sofa hammock these come along. Someone has finally created a breath mint with the great taste of bacon! Uncle Oinker’s (who I really hope actually exists) Savory Bacon Mints come in a small metal tin adorned with bacon graphics and a caricature of Mr. Oinker himself. Now I’m not sure how effective these would be at actually freshening your breath but on the plus side they will help you deal with those constant bacon cravings whenever or wherever you are.
Uncle Oinker’s Savory Bacon Mints are available from Perpetual Kid in 100 mint tins for $1.99.