By Evan Ackerman
This is a totally useless and yet totally awesome idea: missile balloons. These 4 foot long mylar balloons are filled with helium, and you attach them to the back of your car. As you drive, they’ll follow you, hopefully scaring the crap out of other drivers. The only requirement is having a car that is cruise missile worthy, lest people just laugh at you. Unfortunately, my Volvo doesn’t qualify.
These should be available soon from Stupidiotic for $24.